foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic)

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(Source: burgertv)

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

"You can love someone so much. But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."

Colin Singleton (via intractably)

(Source: ohgoodgracious)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge)