egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(Source: yvetteoduro)

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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"Nothing is sexier than someone who wants you as much as you want them."

(via senyahearts)

(Source: mofobian)

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here."

That 70’s Show. (via drythroats)

This. This. This.

(via brandonchicago)

😔

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(Source: temperare-te)